Dorkinian in the Hotseat

1. When did you first play for Dorkinian FC?
2014

2. What team do you support?
Middlesbrough (the mighty Boro)

3. Which current footballer do you think you’re most like?
White Paul Pogba

4. What are your personal goals for the season ahead?
Play In the highest team I possibly can and win at least a cup if not a league

5. When did you last score a goal for Dorkinians?
Last season

6. What’s your most memorable Dorkinian moment?
Winning a penalty shootout last season

7. Which Dorkinian would you happily share a towel with after a shower?
Laurence Clemson

8. What is your most embarrassing moment in a Dorkinian shirt?
Getting called Tory Boy* by an oppo player

9. Who is your unsung hero at the club and why?
Any player in the 4/5/6s because they just get on with the game and play for whoever they're told to. Home or away. Friends or no friends

10. Who is your player to watch for the 2018/19 season?
Matty Raby now he's not burdened with a captaincy

* censored - Ed