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An Alternative 1st X1 report

An Alternative 1st X1 report

Toby Briggs11 Oct 2016 - 19:26
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No fixture for the 1st X1 this week which was a great opportunity for Harry Lynn to put away captaincy duties for the afternoon

No fixture for the 1st X1 this week which was a great opportunity for Harry Lynn to put away captaincy duties for the afternoon, to enable him to carry out that long awaited tidy up of his bedroom that his mum had been insisting on.

Tony Pankhurst was out scouting for a 20 goal a season midfield general, but didn't have much luck in The Lincoln Arms although most of those present propping up the bar
purported to be exactly what he was looking for.

The attacking trio of Jepson. Cape and Wayne were out and about in the Surrey Hills together trying to spot a barn door to hit from 8 yards.

Various other members of the squad were engaged on FIFA 2016 inventing patterns of play they have little chance of emulating out on the pitch any time soon.

Normal service will be resumed next Saturday.

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